2.02.2009

I see a little of myself in Obama...for reals?!

The nutty "journalists" at the Detroit Free Press seem to think that this is a cool idea:
We've got a photo of Obama you can cut out for yourself -- click here to download it. Then follow the instructions, take a picture and send it to us here. Tell us what part of Obama is in you and we'll add your comments to your photo.
Naturally, the "editors" reserve the right to not publish submissions, or they'd likely get things like this:


Or this:



Or even this!


Heh...too easy to make fun of this one! I can't believe that the originators of this didn't realize what big fools they appear to be.





11.16.2006

A letter from Santa Clau....err, Michael Moore

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives ...by Michael Moore

To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,


Oh, right--NOW you wanna play all nicey-nicey...

I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election. You're worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don't want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.
Oh, yes--you were there a few years ago, screaming in despair when YOUR candidate lost. Let's see now--weren't you angry, and calling for investigations, and ranting and raving? And now you want to play all nice?! Make up your mind, Mikey--mind if I call you Mikey? I don't care if you do or don't, actually.

Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you.
Friends? Friends?! Right--you would, of course, have us forget or ignore your many diatribes against conservatives of various stripes. All is forgiven because the Dems are back in town now, right? And you have good news? I can hardly wait to hear it....

I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our newfound power -- and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.

Sorry, Mikey--that's not YOUR Democratic Congress. That's MY Congress, too--even though they happen to Democrat. They don't represent just YOU--they represent US.
And YOU value US as fellow Americans?! Sure--just like you have a bridge to sell me, or 100 acres of water-front property in a swamp somewhere. Sorry, Mikey--your credibility is shot to heck and back--or did you think anybody would notice?

You seem to be certain that your far-leftism is represented in Congress by every single Democrat. Gotta watch that wishful thinking, Mikey. You say it's YOUR (plural) newfound power, but I don't think that anybody elected you, buddy-boy.

Thus, here is our Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:
Here comes the cringe-fest....

Dear Conservatives and Republicans,

Umm...what about Libertarians, or Centrist Democrats who, in your book, might as well be Republicans? Surely the world is more varied than "us" and "them?"

I, and my fellow signatories, hereby make these promises to you:

And if you don't....? Then what? Can we beat you with sticks, or help you move to Canada?

1. We will always respect you for your conservative beliefs. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.

Hahhahah! Hahahah! Oh, you're such a kidder! You don't practice a word of what you preach there, Mikey. I've seen what happens to people who dissent and disagree with you, and it's not pretty. Why would you change your tactics now that "you" are in power? Sorry, Mikey, hard to believe this one.

2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." Who you marry is none of our business. Love and be in love -- it's a wonderful gift.

Why, could this be a snide reference to gay marriage, or something? What about those Democrats (like, say, John Kerry, or Hillary Clinton) who are ON RECORD as opposing gay marriage? Does your promise include them, too? This is clearly satire--which, of course, indicates that you don't intend to keep your promise, right?

3. We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.

Oooh, a sly dig at Republican fiscal shenanigans! Clever one, Mikey! But, you know what? You somehow omit Democrat failings in this regard...or did you not know about those? Plus, you want to keep Social Security the way it is--and thus this promise can't be kept.

4. When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.

*Sniff* *sniff* awww, so caring and patriotic! And so condescending. I'm touched.

5. When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And when stem cell research delivers treatments and cures for diseases that affect you and your loved ones, we'll make sure those advances are available to you and your family, too.

And a chicken in every pot! Woohoo! Put your money where your mouth is, big boy--you gonna pay for all this....how? (see promise 3 above). By the way--did you know that not all stem cell research is equal, and that much of it IS already funded, PRIOR to 2006's election?
No, you probably overlook that on purpose. Hence, this isn't a serious promise.

6. Even though you have opposed environmental regulation, when we clean up our air and water, we, the Democratic majority, will let you, too, breathe the cleaner air and drink the purer water.
A mighty broad brush there, Mikey--what do you mean, specifically? Have those nasty Rethuglicans opposed ALL environmental regulations? Did your beloved Donkeys never oppose any environmental legislation, no matter how self-serving or stupid?
Do you mean those Kyoto Accords, that even CANADA now admits are unrealistic?

7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.

Umm...right. You didn't do this the last time... You also seem to misunderstand the nature of cellular terrorism: it doesn't revolve around Osama.

8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do there as consenting adults is your business. We will continue to count your age from the moment you were born, not the moment you were conceived.

Hmm...must be a sly reference to abortion! Thanks for the information--but you seem to conflate the rights of the individual with the needs of society. Do you really think any and all abortion is just fine? Do you really think unrestricted and unregulated abortion has no effects on society as a whole? Instead, you hide behind this...sorry, Mikey.

9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.

Isn't this a bit inconsistent? First you promise not care what "we" do in the bedroom, and you don't care who we marry, and you don't care what goes on in "our" wombs--and now you stick your nose into our lives. Sorry, Mikey--seems a bit hypocritical to me. You also say you WILL make the streets and schools free from these weapons--but you don't say how. Good luck with that--taking guns away from citizens sure makes the criminals happy (just ask the folks in Great Britain about this phenomenon.)

10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Ah, what a kidder you are! If employer X has Y dollars to pay out for salaries, and you force him to increase Y, what happens next? Where will X get those dollars you promise him or her? Won't he or she have to fire some workers to make up the difference?
And for those of us who aren't making minimum wage, where does your promise get us?

11. We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't put those beliefs into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious beliefs ("Blessed are the poor," "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."). We will let people in other countries know that God doesn't just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious intolerance and fanaticism -- starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus setting a good example for the rest of the world.

Sorry, Mikey--I'll believe this when I see it. You seem to promising that now "your kind of folk" are in power, "your folks" will change their behavior. Why should they, just because you said you would? I suspect that you aren't exactly the center of the Democrat Universe (although you might think so). You've got a nice little moonbat solar system, though. And besides, your statement is inconsistent--the first and last sentences don't match. You also seem to ignore secular fanatics, or even secular anti-religious fanatics--why do you do that?

12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.

Hee heee hee ehehehehe! Ahahaha ahahaha! Sure, right! Mikey--are you stuck on stupid, or what? Do you think "we" are as dumb as "you?" Why should you do this now, if you haven't been doing it all along? Let's see you put your money where your mouth is. Just for starters, what are you going to do to Jefferson? Reid? Sandy Berger?

I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You are every bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. We sink or swim as one. Thank you for your years of service to this country and for giving us the opportunity to see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow Americans -- and for the rest of the world.

If you weren't so condescending and sneering in your tone, and if your behavior was consistent with this, and if you spoke for people actually in power rather than a fringe group, perhaps we would believe you. Sorry, Mikey--your "can't you take a joke?" tone is not funny.

Of course, the story that recently hit the blogosphere that you plagiarised this kind of puts the boot in, too...

10.10.2006

Barbra Streisand's Class Act

Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006
Streisand Has Outburst at NYC Concert

NEW YORK (AP) - The most riveting moment of Barbra Streisand's Madison Square Garden concert was one of the only unscripted ones.

So why do people pay so much to listen to her perform, anyway?

Streisand endured jeers as she interjected a political skit into Monday night's show, exchanging zingers with a celebrity impersonator playing George Bush as a bumbling idiot.

Ooh, so funny! Wow, Barbra, you should go into standup comedy! That's such an original shtick you found there!
Did you warn your paying guests ahead of time that they were going to have to listen to some humorous propaganda, or was it a free extra?

Though most of the crowd offered polite applause during the slightly humorous routine, it went on a bit too long, especially for those who just wanted to hear Streisand sing.

Clearly, it was the hit of the night, if it was all just polite applause at the slight humor. I'll bet people loved shelling out big bucks to hear Barb yukking it up about Bushitlerburton.

``Come on, be polite!'' the well-known liberal implored. But one heckler wouldn't let up. And finally, Streisand let him have it.

Can you see the hypocrisy here? She pleads with a heckler to be polite, so that she can continue on with her impoliteness. Most of the audience was not there to hear her unhinged haraguing, I suspect, but they also didn't pay big money to listen to other audience members heckle.

``Shut the (expletive) up!'' Streisand bellowed, drawing wild applause. ``Shut up if you can't take a joke!''

Well, so much for the party of tolerance and progressiveness. I suppose Barbra can't take a joke either, so why should her audience?

With that one F-word, the jeers ended. And the message was delivered - no one gets away with trying to upstage Barbra Streisand, especially not in her hometown.

Good guess, anonymous AP drone...but perhaps what people were REALLY clapping for is that the "humorous" bit ended and the concert continued, which is what they paid for...

8.24.2006

Strike Three...You're OUT!! (Israeli "war crimes")

So, did Israel deliberately target ambulances in Lebanon?
There have been many "neutral" articles reporting "facts" about this, and even some video footage. Blogger "Zombie" discusses the incident on his blog article, The Red Cross Ambulance Incident:
On the night of July 23, 2006, an Israeli aircraft intentionally fired missiles at and struck two Lebanese Red Cross ambulances performing rescue operations, causing huge explosions that injured everyone inside the vehicles. Or so says the global media, including Time magazine, the BBC, the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times and thousands of other outlets around the world. If true, the incident would have been an egregious and indefensible violation of the Geneva Convention, and would constitute a war crime committed by the state of Israel.

But Zombie analyzes the information carefully and comes up with a reasoned explanation that doesn't start from an anti-Israel ideology. He writes, "But there's one problem: It never happened..."
Zombie carefully builds his argument based on photographs--not just two or three, but many that apparently have not been published in the Western Media. He examines the possible arguments made that support the "factual" event above, and lists the possible claims as follows:

Claim #1: An Israeli missile pierced the exact center of the red cross on the roof of the ambulance in the first photo above.
Claim #2: The attack happened on July 23.
Claim #3: There was a huge explosion inside the ambulance depicted in the third photo above.
Claim #4: There was an intense fire inside that same ambulance.
Claim #5: A man lying on a gurney inside the ambulance had his leg sheared off by the missile.
Claim #6: You're analyzing the wrong ambulance, you idiot.
Claim #7: The ambulance driver who reported the incident was injured in the attack.
Claim #8: The Lebanese ambulance drivers are politically neutral and would have no motivation to lie.

Even I, an admitted non-expert in munitions, can tell immediately from the photographs that #1, 3 and 4 are bogus claims. And if #6 is false, as Zombie points out, then it reinforces the analysis of 1, 3 and 4 being false claims.
Claim #8 is easily debunked, too, as long as you put aside your ideology and not automatically believe that Israel lies, and other people involved (Lebanon, Syria, Hezbollah, etc.) never do.

Zombie goes on to carefully analyze the entire set of arguments and reaches the following conclusion, which is the one supported by the actual facts as seen in the photographs. If the photographs do NOT represent what happened, then 1) The event happened, but these are not photographs of it (which is not the claim made), or 2) The event never happened, and these photographs are anti-Israel propaganda.

The mainstream press (in its ideological rush to condemn Israel and stop the killing of helpless Lebanese children) seems to have not done its homework, relying entirely on what certain people say, rather than actual analysis.
The "fauxtography" of Adnan Haj is strike one, the use of Hebollywood video propagan....err, I mean productions is strike two, and here is strike three. So, why should we listen to "professional" journalists when they are less interested in fact than in artistic interpretation in search of "truth?"
Apparently, the outcry over things like this helped Hezbollah to not have to defend itself from the evil Israeli invaders. Too bad it was largely based on deliberate mispresentations (i.e. lies).

8.11.2006

Winning the War--On the Virtues of Killing Children

From "Grim," on the Blackfive Blog:

On the Virtues of Killing Children

You are not going to like this.

On the demonstrable virtues of not caring if children die, on hardening your mind for war, and other things we can no longer avoid discussing.

Beware that you are ready before you pass this seal.

Let us begin with a debate between a peaceful, gentle soul, and me. The topic could be Israel's war, or ours in Iraq, or -- if they have the heart for it -- the one to come.

The gentle soul -- how I respect her! -- will begin by pointing out how many innocents have died in the recent wars, and especially the children, who are the most obviously innocent. She will point out figures for Iraq, for Afghanistan, for Lebanon, and ask: "How can you justify this? These poor children, who might have been good men, good women, lain in the cold earth?"

We have all had the conversation that far, have we not? We are accustomed to reply: "But the enemy is the one that targets children. We try our best to avoid hurting children. That makes us better. Furthermore, the enemy hides himself among children. As a result, in spite of our best efforts, sometimes children die on the other side also. But again, it is not our fault -- it is his fault. He endangers them."

She replies: "But how can you justify their deaths? Regardless of how hard you try, will you not kill them? Some of them? Should we not choose peace instead?"

Let us consider that...

Read the rest...

Grim runs through a clear Socratic dialogue and concludes in the end that

"It must be," I tell her sadly, "Here: That we pursue war without thought of the children. That we do not turn aside from the death of the innocent, but push on to the conclusion, through all fearful fire. If we do that, the children will lose their value as hostages, and as targets: if we love them, we must harden our hearts against their loss. Ours and theirs."

"How can that be right?" she wonders.

"It cannot be," I must say. "Love should always rise, above war and fear and death. Love should always be first, and not last, in our hearts. It should never be that love brings wrong, and disdain brings right.

"And yet," I say, "It is. I have shown you that it is. That means we have moved into a time beyond human wisdom. We can no longer know the right. It is beyond us.

"We can only do," I must warn her, and you. "We can only do, and pray, that when we are done we may be forgiven."

May God protect our children as we protect them, and have mercy upon us for what we may have to do in order to protect all the children.

7.23.2006

A "Fast" Way to Peace in our Time?

(From this article: US stars align in anti-Iraq war hunger strike)

Star Hollywood actor-activists including Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon and anti-war campaigners led by bereaved mother Cindy Sheehan plan to launch a hunger strike, demanding the immediate return of US troops from Iraq.

So, all we have to do to get rid of these people is let them starve to death? Oh, if only, if only...

"We've marched, held vigils, lobbied Congress, camped out at Bush's ranch, we've even gone to jail, now it's time to do more," said Sheehan, who emerged as an anti-war icon after losing her 24-year-old son Casey in Iraq.

She "emerged" as an "anti-war icon?" This way of stating things hides the powers that are using the "icon." And this also hides Sheehan's change of heart, and her son Casey's own feelings about the war, and Casey's father's feeling about it, as well as the hearts of many other mothers who lost their sons, but believe that Sheehan's type of anti-war sentiment is a waste of their sons' lives.

The hunger strike was the latest bid by the US anti-war movement to grab hold of American public opinion, after numerous marches, vigils and political campaigns.

I don't think that the "US anti-war movement" is all one organized body. And rather than actually "anti-war" they really are "anti-US-war" in their rhetoric and goals. If they were truly anti-war, then why are they not decrying the acts of Al Qaeda in Iraq and others who target and kill civilians? Look at the logic--if terrorist groups in Iraq stop fighting, what would happen? Many people (including US soldiers) would no longer die, and an independent, stable Iraq would no longer need the US military, who would then leave. Isn't this a true anti-war campaign?
So, where is the anti-war campaign against those who bomb American soldiers and Iraqi civilians?

Despite polls which show the Iraq war is unpopular and many Americans are skeptical of President George W. Bush's wartime leadership, peace protests have not hit the opinion-swaying critical mass seen during the Vietnam War.

Okay, so there are many polls (which, as EVERYBODY knows, are true indications of what all Americans really think) that are, of course, paid for by non-political, non-partisan organizations.
It is apparent that many people (usually on the left) are bewildered by the dissonance between dissatisfaction with the war and Bush's leadership and his re-election. They seem to think that if a person doesn't support Bush and what he does, then that person will vote Democrat.
This knee-jerk anti-Bushism (what some call the Bush Derangement Syndrome) keeps many Democrats out of office.

But this next statement is even more interesting.

"We have been continually sheltered from the actual cost of war from the beginning," said Meredith Dearborn, of human rights group Global Exchange, explaining how anti-Iraq war protests have stuttered. While 2,526 US soldiers have died since the US-led invasion of Iraq in 2003, according to an AFP tally based on Pentagon figures, the impact of the deaths has rarely dominated headlines.

Who is "we," Ms. Dearborn? And what is this "actual" cost--monetary, suffering, deaths, or what unit of cost? I, for one, fail to see how (at least in America) we have been "sheltered" from the actual cost, since the media are constantly reminding us of death, death, death in Iraq, and how the government keeps asking for (and getting) more money to finish the job. I suppose that Dearborn's logic is that if knew the ACTUAL cost, then we would immediately withdraw and stop fighting.
What Dearborn probably doesn't believe is that many believe the cost is large, but worth it, and that the cost of withdrawal in future lives would be a mighty debt borne on generations of Iraqi lives.
The "body count" logic of the Iraq war isn't really sound when one compares the body count of the World War I battle of the Somme, for example, where 20,000 men fell in one day, and close to a million in the entire battle.
That, Dearborn, is an expensive war, in the coin of men's lives. This one, even factoring the Iraqi losses (most of which are caused by "freedom fighters" rather than American aggression), is one of the least bloody wars yet.

While it is not unusual to see an Iraq-war veteran or amputee in an airport for instance, or newspaper features on horrific injuries inflicted by roadside bombs in Iraq, the United States hardly feels like a nation at war. Some protestors and experts in public opinion put that down to the absence of the Vietnam War style conscription draft, which means only professional soldiers or reservists can be sent off to war.

So the USA hardly feels like a nation at war? I wonder why that could be? Perhaps some Americans don't believe we are at war... And I don't know why we have to keep referring to the Vietnam war--were there no draftees for the Korean War? The 2nd World War? By continually referring to the Vietnam War, writers such as this one apparently want to equate the Iraq war to that one, with all the political baggage that accompanies it.

"We have done everything we could think of to end this war, we have protested, held marches, vigils ... lobbied, written letters to Congress," said Dearborn. "Now it is time to bring the pain and suffering of war home. We are putting our bodies on the line for peace."

Perhaps what Dearborn really lacks is imagination. Here are some other things that she and her peace-loving crowd could do:
>Join the militar--oh, okay, so that's not an option. That is, after all, the ludicrous "Chicken-Hawk" argument. Let me think of some others.
>Protest, march, hold vigils, and lobby the Mullahs and Sheikhs of Sunni and Shiite Iraq, Al Qaeda, and other extremist Islamic groups. If your anti-war campaign isn't working here, perhaps you are aiming at the wrong target.
>Take a look at the goals of the other anti-American crowd in Iraq and the Middle East and see how you are helping them in their goals of winning the publicity war. And then do things differently--change your means to your end.
>Stop thinking that Americans are the bad guys here. Sure, some Americans are bad guys, and are being punished for their actions. But you need to really look at the military and what they are trying to do in Iraq.

Perhaps the only time the anti-Iraq war movement captured lasting coverage was in August 2005, when Sheehan and supporters pitched camp outside Bush's Texas ranch, where the president habitually stays in high summer.

And why is the media still so confused about why everybody hasn't jumped on the Sheehan wagon? One more time, for the terminally stupid: just because you disagree with Bush, or think he's doing a poor job, doesn't mean you agree with the antics of people like Sheehan and their "progressive" handlers/publicists/et al.

Even then, the fiercely partisan debate unleashed may have harmed Sheehan, who faced fierce fire from conservative groups and radio talk show hosts, as much as it hurt the Bush administration's image over Iraq.

Well hey, here's some analysis that makes sense to me, too!
But this next thing makes little sense to me:

The hunger strike will see at least four activists, Sheehan, veteran comedian and peace campaigner Dick Gregory, former army colonel Ann Wright and environmental campaigner Diane Wilson launch serious, long-term fasts. "I don't know how long I can fast, but I am making this open-ended," said Wilson. Other supporters, including Penn, Sarandon, novelist Alice Walker and actor Danny Glover will join a 'rolling" fast, a relay in which 2,700 activists pledge to refuse food for at least 24 hours, and then hand over to a comrade.

Somehow, that doesn't seem very effective to me. It's post-modern hunger striking, or merely referring to hunger strikes. It sounds kind of like 2,700 people choosing to not shop at Wal-Mart, but only one refusing to go each day instead of all at the same time.
Yup, really effective--but hey, it sells papers and air time, and that's what it's really all about, right? It's more of a media stunt than an actual hunger strike. Perhaps these people have visions of Gandhi dancing in their heads, but they are probably misunderstanding what a hunger strike really is. Nobody will be convinced until these folks start dying from hunger.
And even then, some will think, "That's a good start."
Sure, that's rude, but it's realistic. Think about other hunger strikes, like those of prisoners in Northern Ireland. Did they work? Not really--they only tended to convince the already convinced. And even then, they only had any chance of any effect if the person was actually willing to, you know, die for his or her cause. Somehow, I have a hard time believing that Glover, Sarandon, "Press Boat Stunt" Penn, and others are willing to actually follow through with it.

Though the anti-war movement is trying hard to puncture public perceptions, some experts believe such protests have little impact on how Americans view foreign wars. Ohio State University professor John Mueller for example, argued in the Foreign Affairs journal in December, that only rising US casualties could be proven to erode public support for a conflict.

And guess what the mass media has been focusing on? Yup, just what Professor Mueller has been saying. If it bleeds, it leads. The only thing Americans are doing in Iraq are killing and dying, right? (Oh, and raping and murdering, too. Our guys are thugs, just like their guys, but we can't criticize them because our guys are the REAL bad ones....)

Anti-war movements during the Korean and Iraq wars have been comparitively invisible, but public support had eroded in a similar way to the Vietnam conflict, in which the peace movement played a dominant role, he wrote.
Perhaps the peace movement has a golden vision of a golden age when it actually reflected something other than a minority or a fringe movement. Take as a parallel the American Civil Rights movement in the 60s or even Gandhi's Indian independence movement--both of them worked only because most people involved already agreed with them. The Civil Rights movement didn't happen in the 1920s, or 30s, or 40s, even though there were civil rights protests and whatnot going on. It was through the long-term campaigning and commitments of many Americans of a variety of colors that the campaign finally resulted in the will of the people.
The anti-(America in Iraq) war movement seems to be frustrated that this hasn't happened yet.

Recent polls reveal public scepticism over Iraq, and damage to Bush's personal ratings. In a poll in Time magazine published Friday, only 33 percent of respondents approved of Bush's leadership on Iraq while 64 percent said they disapproved his handling of the campaign.
A Pew Research Center poll released on June 20, found that only 35 percent of Americans approved of Bush's handling of the Iraqi conflict -- though that was up five percent from a similar poll in February.

But none of these polls really ask WHY people disagree, or if they do, popular articles such as this refuse to mention it. Like I said above, people can disagree with someone but still vote for them or their policy if there is nothing else better.
And that's the problem of the anti-war crowd--they consider themselves the better solution for a more peaceful, perfect world--but they would only be that solution if the world were more perfect.
However, others in the world are not all as "rational" and "progressive" as the anti-war folks in the USA--after all, those two adjectives don't really fit the people who rejoice in killing civilians and Americans in Iraq. And those are the people the anti-war crowd really need to target.

5.17.2006

"Discussing" the Columbine shootings

Commentary based on this article, Columbine Video Game Draws Relatives' Ire.

DENVER (AP) - An online game based on the Columbine High School massacre is drawing criticism from relatives of those who died in the 1999 attack, including a father who says it trivializes the actions of the two teen killers.

The game, Super Columbine Massacre RPG, was posted on a Web site last year, but is becoming more popular now. It draws on investigative material, including images of Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, who killed 12 classmates and a teacher before committing suicide.



So, here we have an individual (as we will see later) who decides to program his own revenge fantasy game. He does some research, and uses pictures (without permission, I suppose?)
It is listed here as an RPG, or "role playing game," which is term that may or may not apply here. Perhaps "first person shooter" is a better description, horrific as that may be.
So, who is the master programmer behind this?

The site's creator, who identified himself in an e-mail interview only by the name ``Columbin,'' told the Rocky Mountain News he wanted to make something that would ``promote a real dialogue on the subject of school shootings.''

What does "Columbin" mean by his baffling, pseudoprofound statement about "promoting dialogue?" The ''subject of school shootings'' apparently means the motivations that people such as Klebold and Harris (and apparently this fellow) had to act as judge, jury and executioner for their treatment at the hands of their classmates. But what "dialogue" can there be, exactly? Apparently, as seen in his next statement, he is protesting against bullying:

He said he was inspired to make the game because he was in Colorado at the time of the attack.``I was a bullied kid. I didn't fit in, and I was surrounded by a culture of elitism as espoused by our school's athletes.'' He added that he considered the killers, at times, ``very thoughtful, sensitive and intelligent young men.''



Okay, to get this straight, Columbin was a bullied young man, like Klebold and Harris were, who didn't "fit in" with the school culture of elite athletes. And because of their treatment at the hands of these snobbish fools, Klebold and Harris decided that it would be right and just to kill them. Columbin apparently agrees, since he created a game that lets the viewer take the perspective of these two killers acting out their revenge fantasy on their fellow students.
I assume that by "dialogue" Columbin wants to discuss why his heroes did what they did, which apparently is bullying (leaving aside any questions of other cultural influences or even parental non-influence.) Columbin appears to be protesting bullying and wanting that to stop.

But how will this game do that?
Here are details about the game:

Players are told it is ``ultimately up to you'' how many people Harris and Klebold kill that day. Each time Harris and Klebold kill someone in the game, a dialogue box pops up that says: ``Another victory for the Trench Coat Mafia.''

The game also includes crime scene photos of the killers and images of students running and crying, though it does not have photos of any victims.


If this is a role playing game, then clearly we are meant to be sympathetic with Klebold's and Harris's actions. Victory in the game means killing fellow students. One wonders if the player is also required to shoot himself at the end of the game (I suspect that most players are male, so I will use that pronoun at the risk of sexist language.)

``We live in a culture of death, so it doesn't surprise me that this stuff has become so commonplace,'' said Brian Rohrbough, whose son, Daniel, was among those slain that day. ``It disgusts me. You trivialize the actions of two murderers and the lives of the innocent.''

Clearly, Columbin feels that Klebold and Harris were also victims, and wants to draw attention to bullying. But I doubt very much that, as Rohrbaugh points out above, that trivializing or even celebrating the actions of these two who killed many others before killing themselves will stop the bullying. After all, it wasn't only bullies who died in the high school that day.

Richard Castaldo, who was paralyzed from the chest down in the attack, played the game after reading about it on a gaming Web site. He said it reminded him of the 2003 film ``Elephant,'' which follows students and others on the day of a school massacre without assigning reasons or blame for the bloodshed.

``It didn't make me mad, just kind of confused me,'' he said. ``Parts of it were difficult to play through, but overall, I get the feeling it might even be helpful in some ways. I don't think it's bad to discuss.''


An expert witness, apparently. Since he was there, Castaldo has extra credibility, one assumes. But what he says is useless as a defense of the game. He feels "it might even be helpful in some ways," but it is absolutely unclear on how this game will actually create a culture or an environment in which people will come together to put an end to the petty trivialities of high school.
This game is in bad taste, for certain, but taste is not important. I myself have played first person shooters such as Counterstrike, Doom, Quake, and so on. The difference is in evaluating the game. Evaluation of a work of art means that the creator's intent is weighed with what the art actually does. If this game is meant to reduce bullying by causing certain people to change their attitudes or actions towards unpopular people like Klebold, Harris and Columbin, then the evaluation is that this is unsuccessful.
But clearly Columbin is grasping at straws to try to justify his "work of art," anyway. I'll bet his game sees a sudden surge in downloads after this newsstory, and I don't think that bullying will go down because of it.
I don't suggest censorship, or prosecution, but I will argue that this is a self-serving, shallow piece of fantasy that has little value in the real world, where murder is more than winning a game.